August 2008  Issue #7
Carline Anglade-Cole CopyStar E-Zine
Carline Anglade-Cole
Carline Anglade-Cole
Million-Dollar Copywriter
Quick Links
1-on-1 Mentoring Available!
Click Here!
Want to start making instant royalties? 
Click Here!
Copywriting S.O.S!  
Here's more help to turn you into a CopyStar... 
(click-on photos below for more information)
  
Which One Won? 
Which One Won?
How to Write Kick-Butt Headlines and Boost Response 
 
How to Write Kick-Butt Copy:  Straight Talk from a Million-Dollar Copywriter 
 
Anatomy of a Kick-Butt Control
Anatomy of a Kick-Butt Control:  How to Create A Winning Promo from Start to Finish!
If you're going to be a copywriter - you gotta speaka da lingo!
 
Hi CopyStar,
 
Yikes! I can't believe we're half way through the month and I haven't had a chance to talk to you yet! Did ya miss me?
 
I sure hope so! But I've got a perfectly good reason for not writing this issue sooner - actually 5 of them:
 
#1: A non-stop flow of visitors in my home! After all, I had to be a gracious guest and entertain them!
 
#2: "Minor" surgery. First of all, I've now learned there's no such thing as minor surgery. A lipoma removal office procedure that should've taken a day or two to recover had me on pain pills for 3 days - and kept me in bed nearly a week!
 
#3: Family "drama". I think I've been anointed as the family peacekeeper because everybody seems to think I can solve their problems. Usually they're right, but I got pounced on so hard this past month, I decided to terminate this non-paying position!
 
#4: I'm going to be a grandma! Yep - my daughter #1 and her husband gotta bun in the oven - and it'll be fully cooked in early February 09! Talk about being thrilled! Needless to say, I HAD to go out and start shopping for baby paraphernalia immediately - I only have 6 months before my grandbaby's arrival!
 
#5: Putting the final touches on my first-ever Copywriting Boot Camp on Steroids! Phew! This Boot Camp idea turned out to be much more work than I had planned - but that's because I'm going all out and giving away my BEST copywriting secrets! With just about 30 days to go - I had to get writing assignments out to the attendees...create a workbook so they won't have to spend a lot of time taking notes...finalize all the invisible arrangements that are critical for a successful seminar...and as the saying goes, "and much more!" By the way, as I write this issue, there are 3 seats still available before I shut the doors. So if you haven't signed up - DO IT NOW! Don't worry - I'll make sure you get all the assignments so you'll be ready for the first day of Boot Camp!
Click Here!
 
Did you notice ONE thing I didn't have on my list of excuses?

Not once did I mention my job was tying me down!
 
Actually, when I saw how chaotic my month was looking - I just made a few phone calls to my clients and rearranged my work schedule! I gave myself an INSTANT 30-day vacation - and I'm still getting paid while NOT working!
 
That's the beauty of copywriting, my friend! You can have your job revolve around your life - while those other 9-to-5ers are trying to squeeze a life around their jobs!
 
And when you get good at copywriting, you can create a passive stream of income called ROYALTIES that pays the bills even if you don't feel like working!
 
That's one thing we're going to really talk about in the upcoming Copywriting on Steroids Boot Camp - how to catapult your skills so you're making a 5 or 6 figure income on your terms. And I'm going to show you how I do it - step by step!
 
But if you're going to be in this fantastic biz, there's one thing you must do:
 
You gotta speaka da lingo!
 
Nothing says "rookie" faster than a copywriter who doesn't know the basic language of his trade. And that rookie status will prevent you from demanding a higher price for your work.
 
So, right now, I want to make sure you've got the basics down.
 
So, here's a cheat sheet to help you feel like a native in the land of copywriters...

BRE:  This stands for "business reply envelope". It's a postage-paid envelope that's included in direct mail promotions.

Bullets: "Mini" headlines with supporting sentence aimed to tease and entice your prospect to purchase a product. See chapter two for specific examples.

Carrier:  Another name for the envelope.
 
Client: Your "bread and butter". The company/person who hires you to write the creative promo.

Control: The current winning promotion. The sure thing. New promos are tested against a control. If the new test wins, then it becomes the new control. If your package is the control - your goal is to try to keep it fresh and alive. Why? Because your royalty checks are based on the number of pieces mailed from your control. Regularly provide the client - free of charge - new headlines, cover tests, leads, or anything you feel can give you a lift in response to keep your control alive.

Copy chief: The experienced copywriter in charge of giving critiques to junior writers. Copy chief makes sure copy is strong before turning it over to the client.

Copy cub: A junior writer in need of copy supervision.

Design: The layout of your copy.  A designer is the person who brings your promotion to life with pictures and other graphics.

Digest: Think "Reader's Digest" size. Average is a 5x8. A digest can run from 40 to 56 pages long! Many of my successful designs look like a book. For example, my chapters start on right hand side of the page. The front cover is 4-color glossy but the interior is 2-color, etc...

E-book: Stands for "electronic book". A book that is delivered electronically to your computer usually in a PDF file.

Fatigue: No matter how good your copy is, it will start to tire out and drop in response rate.  Fatigue is a reason why your client will request new cover tests or a new package. To "fight" fatigue you can create additional headlines... new intro... and even new design tests.

Flat-fee arrangement: This means you agree on a price for your promo upfront. Once you're paid, the client can use your copy for as long as he wants without any additional payments to you.

Headline: The copy designed to grab the attention of your market on the cover.
 
Launch: A new project that needs strong copy to make it successful. 

Magalog: A cross between a magazine and catalog - get it, "maga-log"? Size runs around 8x11. Remember, exact size can change depending on the client and/or the printer.  Average length is 24-32 pages.

Mailing list: These are the names your promotion will be mailed to. The direct marketer will choose names that best fit the profile of the product you're selling. Each mailing list has a "keycode". This tracks the number of orders received from individual mailing lists. Total number of orders received helps determine if your package beats the control.

Number 10 carrier (#10):  This is a standard envelope size used in business correspondence. It's 4 1/8th x 9 ½ size.

Package: Your direct mail promotion. Also called a "piece", "creative" or "promo".

PDF: Stands for "portable document format". A PDF can be easily viewed and printed on any type of computer. It makes it possible for anyone to download and use documents created by specialized software without having to buy and install anything special. PDF files are compact and easily downloaded over the internet.

Premiums: These are the special gifts you use to entice your prospect to make a purchase. They can be special reports, gadgets or just about anything with a perceived value.

Promotion: Another name for your creative piece. Also called a "promo", "creative" or "piece".

RAE: This stands for "return address envelope". It's the envelope that requires the customer to pay his own postage. In other words, it's not a "BRE".

Results: The day of reckoning for a copywriter.  After your package mails - usually around day 21 - your client is able to read the package performance.  If your test beats the control, you're the WINNER (you've got the new control)! 

Retainer: A set amount of money guaranteed for your copywriting services. A client retains you to write copy and agrees to pay you one lump amount instead of a per project basis. 

Royalty: What you're paid when you create a control. Royalty arrangements are negotiated in advance of starting your project. The arrangements can differ but usually you're paid on a "cents per name". For example: If your royalty is "3 c/n", that means you get 3 cents for every piece mailed. So a 100,000 piece mailing generates a $3,000 royalty check!

Slim Jim: An anorexic magalog. Usually 6x10, 28-36 pages long. These are more popular now because they qualify for more postal discounts.

Tabloid: A super-sized magalog. Size runs 10x12 or larger. Average length is 16-24 pages. Be careful of going under 16 pages -- it may be too "floppy" to meet postal standards.

Test: This is what your new promo is considered. If it beats the control, then your test becomes the new control.

USP: Unique Selling Proposition. This is the main reason your product exists. It differentiates it from any other product on the market.

Ok, that's enough to get you started. Now, make the time to learn these words so you can "talk the talk"!
 Carline Anglade-ColeMeet a few more attendees at the upcoming Copywriting Boot Camp - but first let me clear up a boo boo! Carline Anglade-Cole 

Oops, I screwed up!
 
Last month I introduced you to Cathy S. and then said she was in the middle of a renovation project while living in Germany.  Actually, Cathy is from the good ole U S of A - I got her story mixed up with Dawna B! Sorry, Cathy!
 
Now, here's Dawna...

"Jumpin' on a plane - and heading to see you!"

 Hello Carline,
 
Yes, I want to jump on a plane from Frankfurt, Germany (yep, you read that right) and arrive in Atlanta for your boot camp to meet you, Lori, and the Makepeaces. How awesome is that! I get goose bumps just thinking about it.
 
Then add in your secret weapons, Lynette and Sandy, please someone catch me before I fall.
 
Now here comes the BUT...
 
But, right at this exact moment (literally) I have contractors destroying my home (they call it remodeling). They're stirring up tons of dust and making one hell of a racket. I know it's gonna be worth it in the long run, just can't see it through the mess.
 
They promise me this should (don't ya just love that word) be finished before your boot camp - I've crossed my fingers, toes, eyes, knees. With putting out a lot of money in construction right now, you can figure out why my budget is a wee bit tight.
 
So, with my sob story firmly in place, may I pay you monthly to attend your boot camp? I'm thinking positive here - what terms do you want?
 
Looking for your reply,
 
Dawna B.
 
P.S. Your honest opinion, would you consider copy cubbing me (if you felt my work good enough) even though I live in Germany? It's 6 hours difference from Atlanta (12noon Atlanta is 6pm Germany). If it's not your cup of tea, then bummer for me, but I want to learn from and work with you.
I just loved Dawna's email. Can't you just feel the ENERGY oozing out of her copy? I sure can! And I told her I didn't give a squat where she lived. As long as I have access to her by email, her work is good and she meets her deadlines, heck yeah, I'll consider her for a cub position!
"I almost missed out!" 
 
Hey Carline,
 
I am such a procrastinator some times. I just registered.  Thanks for the reminder.
 
Dan G.
Phew! I'm glad Dan made it. From seeing his stuff - I can tell he's got some talent. Can't wait to see how he excels AFTER the boot camp! Are you still THINKING about attending the boot camp? Well, stop it! Now's the time to ACT. As of right now, there are 3 seats available - and one of them should be yours!
"This is what I've been waiting for!"
 
Hi Carline,
 
I've been drooling over the prospect of the boot camp since you announced it. Since I haven't yet been able to work out a project to gather the funds all at once, I was quite happy to see you mention the idea of a payment plan in your last CopyStar on Monday....
 
Assuming you still have an opening I can fill, I would love to work out an arrangement to make the roster.
 
Please let me know your thoughts on the best way for me to make this happen. I really do think this will be a life-changing event for me and worth every penny of the investment.
 
Thanks for your time. Look forward to hearing from you.
 
Cheers,
 
Chris L.
I said, "Sure Chris, join us!" Besides seeing his work, I'm excited to meet Chris for 2 reasons:
 
#1: He's turning the big 4-0! I can give him some great advice since I've been parked in that decade for several years!
 
#2: He's going to be a DADDY! Yep, his wife is due within a few weeks of my impending grandmotherhood. How wonderful!
           
Can you see why I'm sooohh excited about the upcoming boot camp?

These folks (and many other attendees!) are thrilled for this special opportunity to boost their copywriting skills. They're doing whatever it takes to make it to the Boot Camp! That's why I've been working my butt off to make sure I deliver the goods. And I will! I don't want you to miss out! The truth is...
 
I'm not in the seminar business. I just wanna stay in my house wearing my P.J's, write copy and walk to the mailbox to collect my royalty checks! In other words, I'm not planning any future Boot Camps!
 
And as icing on the cake, bazillion-dollar copywriter Clayton Makepeace will be joining us! To get a phone consultation with Clayton would cost you $5,000 per hour-but you'll get to spend time with him - and ask him questions FOR FREE! Man, it just doesn't get any better than that!
 
I hope you see I'm doing my part to give you the tools you need to succeed in copywriting by putting on this Boot Camp. Now it's your turn to say YES to this phenomenal opportunity! Click Here!
 
I guarantee it'll be the BEST decision you can make for your copywriting career!
Until next time,
 
Yours for stellar results,

Carline

Carline Anglade-Cole
Million-Dollar Copywriter & Consultant

P.S. As I mentioned, there are only 3 seats available - as I write this issue. Once they're gone - that's it! Doors are slammed shut! So, don't get mad at me. I don't want you to kick yourself for not moving sooner - join us now! Click Here!
 
Phone: 770-554-8878
Fax: 770-554-2643
carlinecole@bellsouth.net
www.carlinecole.com