Mid-January 2009

Wow! How cool is that! I don't know the 2 CopyStars who are in the running for the job - but I wish you the best! And let me know if you get the job. I love happy endings!

Now see - that was a perfect example of some of the cool opportunities that can come your way when you read CopyStar! But there's more...

Wanna clean your colon?

I've got a client who has a fantastic product. It's a 30-day colon and parasite cleanse.

My daughter/assistant Jael and I just finished the cleanse and we couldn't believe the stuff that came out of our colons! Yuk!

But I feel great... have more energy... sleep better... skipping my mid-day naps... have regular bowel movements (I know, I know, "TMI"-right?) But you get my point - this cleanse is amazing!

Anyway, my client is looking for folks who want to try this cleanse. He'll send you the 30-day kit FREE OF CHARGE as long as you agree to give him your honest opinion of your cleanse experience. That's right: good, bad or indifferent. Doesn't matter. He wants to hear from you.

And if your testimonial is chosen - he wants to use a photo of you in future promotions for the product. And get this:

If you pass some interesting "critters" - make sure to take pix before you flush - my client will pay BIG bucks for real photos of parasites!

The product is called The Internal Klenz Kit. It consists of a fiber drink and parasite-killing pills you take in the morning. And you get a detox tea to drink at night. You'll receive all the instructions with your cleanse.

The Internal Klenz Kit normally sells for $69.99 - but you get a 30-day supply for FREE.

Don't worry - you can have a normal life while doing this cleanse - meaning you won't have to stay close to a toilet all day. And you can eat a normal diet too! But I will recommend carrying a portable disinfectant spray in case you have to "go" in a public restroom :-).

So, if you're interested and can commit to doing this 30-day cleanse, send an "I want to clean my colon" email to: calebodowd@gmail.com. Tell him you heard about this offer in CopyStar.

VERY IMPORTANT: Make sure to include your name and address in the email so Caleb can send you the kit directly.

Just think - not only will you clean out your colon and feel better - your cute little photo and testimonial can appear in a future promotion! Go for it, CopyStar!

Ok...got another opportunity but this is for ONE person only...

In search of...

I'm looking for a woman I met at the AWAI 2008 Boot camp. She's Caucasian, possibly in her 40's, with short hair.

We had a conversation about her copy. I gave her some crits and told her I would keep her in mind for a possible premium-writing project down the road. She gave me her samples and her contact info.

Now, I don't have to tell you how much stuff I brought back with me from the boot camp. So when the end of the year rolled around - I decided to clean out my office - and I must've thrown away her contact info 'cause I can't find it anywhere!

But I did tell her I had a project she could help me with and I'm doing my best to keep my word.

Hopefully she's a CopyStar reader - and right now saying, "Hey that's me! I'm the one you talked to on the way to your presentation and you told me you liked my writing style!"

If so - get in contact with me immediately at carlinecole@bellsouth.net.

Or if you know who I'm talking about - send her an email and tell her to call me ASAP!

See what I mean?
You never know what you'll get in CopyStar!

When you clicked to read this issue - didya tink we'd be talking about POOP - and you'd get a product for a cleaner, healthier colon - for FREE?

Or a possible writing job?

Ya just never know what I've got up my sleeve - so keep reading and I'll talk to you soon!